11.29.2011

BLUNT FORCE DRAMA: THANKFULNESS IS NEXT TO SARCASM

thanksgiving was a few days ago in case any of y'all missed it. in light of possibly the best holiday of the year, we scratched up a brief list of things we're thankful for.
 ok, so it's late but we were so busy buying consumer electronics at 40% that we totally forgot to be thankful. here's our shot at redemption:

WE ARE THANKFUL FOR...

1. URBAN MEYER. a true family-man.

2. COLLEGE STUDENTS WHO POST PICTURES/STATUSES OF THEIR "OVERWHELMING" WORKLOAD. you know the ones i'm talking about-- the florescent glow of the lap top amidst papers punctuated with either a cup of coffee ("it's gonna be a loooooong night. lol!") or a TI-83 plus. wow, you have papers/presentations/finals too?? we thought we were the only ones!

3. BEVERLY HILLS 90210. we can't think of any soap more compelling to watch (sans audio) while at the gym. really, tori spelling gives a hell of a performance.

4. PEOPLE WHO SAVE THEIR DIRTY SHOWER WATER TO WATER THEIR PLANTS AND FLUSH THEIR TOILETS. yes, this happens. it's called graywater. look it up. then go back to 4th grade and look up "the water cycle" in your science book and get back to us.

5. THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET THAT LEAVES THEIR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR. less work, more holiday cheer.

6. 30% OFF MY NEXT OIL-CHANGE AT JIFFY-LUBE. thanks for the discount, the reminder and the gratuitous chuckle. jiffy-lube is the best name ever.

7. HOLIDAY JEWELRY COMMERCIALS. we can't decide which one makes us want to dry-heave the least. (it can only be jared.) and what the heck is dr. quinn doing designing jewelry??

{we really do have a lot to be thankful for-- none of which are included on this list. we're not that heartless.}

-THE HUNTER

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