12.06.2011

BLUNT FORCE DRAMA: GOOD LUCK

it's exam time-- if you're not stressed, at least act like you are.


keep these things in mind as you study:

-ask yourself, "will this matter 10 years from now?" YES. the answer is yes. whether you care to admit it or not, your GPA is directly correlated to how many times you can remodel your kitchen. so you have a cumulative 2.23? looks like granite countertops are just a pipe-dream, buddy. 

-the best way to knock out a few solid hours in the library. on repeat. all night long.

-if your school offers an exam prize pack, sign yourself up. if they draw your name, you get two free scantrons AND a diet pepsi. 

-study break idea: go through all your pictures on facebook. again. 

-study-break idea #2: library bingo.
              -guys in white hats/visors
              -ugg boots
              -that person who takes the elevator up ONE floor
              -"hey, will you watch my stuff?"
              -a laptop with more than five stickers on it
              -subway/jimmy johns
              -leggings as pants
              -girls watching the hunger games trailer

-but really, take the stairs.

good luck with finals if you have them and if you don't, good luck with all that free time!

-THE HUNTER

3 comments:

Pinecone Camp said...

Well, I'm studying these days, but I'm in post production hell. Your post made me laugh. I love it, and that human foot lucky charm! Good luck with exams!

LITTLE CHIEF said...

oh that sounds painful. either way, we're happy to make you laugh. good luck to you as well!

Kristen said...

drunk sat jimmy jobs.