yeah, yeah, we know. the chiefs are MIA.
there's no excuse for our lack of posting really-- unless you'll accept the following reasons (all of which are true):
1. one chief is studying abroad, the other is simply a broad, studying (for the less astute, a broad is less respectable than a lady, but much more respectable than a bitch).
2. season 2 of the fox series 24 on netflix-- keifer sutherland, the all state insurance guy, nuclear threats and an incredible amount of middle-eastern men driving cargo vans through metropolitan areas. i bet you can't watch just one.
3. both of us also continue trying to nail whitney houston's tremendous key-change from "i will always love you" (see 3:10-3:27) (RIP) (dolly parton's original is still better. suck it.)
4. and if those aren't reasons enough, here is-- verbatim-- my iphone's google search history from the past 10 days:
-how many dove chocolates per bag
-wild at heart treatment women
-average male pube count
-iran snl video
So there you have it, kind readers. judge us how you will.